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Pub story
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd
of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are damn good drinkers.
I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10
pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes
up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the
same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
"Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking
them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind
me askin' where did you go for the past 30 minutes?". The Irishman
replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if
I could do it first".
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